The server's down, but the internet's up so just for fun I ran the Hawaiian alphabet through the Internet Anagram Server. I discovered the entire Hawaiian alphabet is contained in the phrase 'haiku plowmen.' That inspired a haiku:
Turning words like earth
All letters of the
Hawaiian alphabet are
In ‘Haiku Plowmen’
Then I got to thinking about what haiku plowmen might actually be and decided that they are simply crafters of haiku. Another haiku:
Trimming lines like a bonzai
We haiku plowmen
We haiku plowmen